Is there anything more uncouth than a sopping wet bikini bottom hanging from your crotch as you exit the pool? ATROCIOUS! Luckily, there’s a solution. And it’s in your underwear drawer.

The girls LOVE to party. And would you ever go out wearing dirty underwear? Of course not! So grab your pile of laundry because we need to get fresh af before we hit the clurb.

Many women spend the entirety of their twenties expecting to “peak” at some point and then shrivel in shame for decades to come. It’s giving misogyny and IT’S A LIE! Getting older = getting hotter for several reasons.

Let’s gush about it.

Exactly how much bouncing will cause these panties to drop?

For the GIRLS and the ALLIES ONLY!

There’s a reason we all hate the word moist. Here are 5 ways to dump the damp in your pants…

WARNING: PATRIARCHAL DOUBLE STANDARDS DO NOT APPLY TO THIS POST.

Shopping for clothing online is a BREEZE once you know these 5 measurements.