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• 4 affirmations to channel the most confident version of yourself so you can get everything you want in life, bitch!

Hello my juicy little gusher!

How are you feeling? Hot and sexy or just okay? PLEASE say hot and sexy, cuz I can't stand the thought of you feeling any other way!!!

Personally, I've been feeling cuntier than ever because, and not to get all woo-woo but, I started compiling some affirmations to align with my most confident self. And turns out, it WORKS!

I'm gonna share a few with you, cuz even if you don't believe in it, a little girl on girl gas up never hurt a soul!

SO, pop your p*ssy in front of a mirror and repeat after me:

4 AFFIRMATIONS TO BECOME INSTANTLY HOTTER

AFFIRMATION 1

I am worthy of everything I desire.

AFFIRMATION 2

I forgive myself for all of the times I didn't know how to believe in myself.

AFFIRMATION 3

I'm not for everybody, and I'm not trying to be.

Affirmation 4

I am a motherfucking STAR!

FEELS GOOD, NO!? And the best part is that it's true. ;)

ANYWAYS I've become the guru of my group chat with these lol. But I really believe that the girls MUST be affirming themselves to stay hot and fun forever!!!

I'd love to share more, but I prefer text to email, so if you'd like me to deliver gushy affirmations to your cellular device over the next few weeks, text ‘DUH’ to 844-382-8495!

Lmk how it goes, bb. PROUD OF YOU!

XXX
Hannah

P.S. do we love being called gushers? I think it's so silly and fun.